These Are a Few of My Favorite Things ... To Hate

So lately I've been in a really rotten mood.  REALLY ROTTEN.  Frankly, I don't care that I'm in a rotten mood except it means that everything gets on my nerves a little more than usual.  By nature, I am misanthropic and that serves me well since developing Generalized Anxiety Disorder.  But I digress... 

I have decided to list some of the many things that I hate.  I mean, I may as well have fun with my rotten mood.  So, here they are, in no particular order:

1.  Professional sports

2.  Idiots who give play-by-play Facebook updates about their favorite sports teams.  

3.  People who respond to a text with the single letter "k."  

4.  iPhone cords that only work for a couple of weeks and then die.  

5.  Buying new iPhone cords constantly.  

6.  People who smack their food.   

7.  People who don't smack their kids when the kids obviously need it.  

8.  People who cannot park.  

9.  People who are either stupid, lazy, or both when it comes to the English language.  

10.  Not having a disposable income.  Oh, wait, make that not having an income at all. Being poor sucks. 

11.  Pennies.  They are useless.  

12. Mosquitos, fleas, ticks, and gnats serve no purpose and should be eradicated.  

13.  People who meet you once and think they are your new BFF.  I had a BFF once.  I'll let you know if I decide to take applications for a new one.  

14.  All those "Like this if you ..." posts on Facebook.  Enough already!  

15.  Infertility and the unholy cost of adoption, both literally and figuratively.  

16. Cruelty to animals.  

17. That horrid ASPCA commercial with Sarah Maclaughlin.  The remote doesn't work fast enough.  

18.  People who think they have to try to cheer you up when you are having a rotten day.  Rotten was quite fine for Oscar the Grouch, you know.  

19.  Change.  

20.  Insomnia.  

21.  Living in Abilene.  I mean, of all the places on the planet that there are to live, why on earth am I living here?  Oh yeah, that money issue.  

22.  Psychopathic people who make it so that my kid can't even go to a birthday party because there are psychos there.  

Eh, I'm sure I'll add more to the list but the phone charger cord thingy is being crappy and so every two minutes my phone connects and then disconnects from the charger and that is getting on my last nerve.  

So, what things do you hate?